Those who read the blog often will know that Earhart and I have an unashamedly flamboyant approach to punctuation marks. Those grammatical tools we find most
conducive to editing our reviews in a cohesive manner our penned with little thought to moderation and elegance. In particular we employ
ellipses gratuitously and make liberal use of the caps lock button.
I'm sure you are now wondering what rambling train of thought I am going to inflict upon you, but the above is merely an introduction to this rather amusing (yet
simultaneously horribly dry) article on the use of the semi-colon in writing. It is written by Lionel
Shriver (author of the hideous
We Need To Talk About Kevin) and can be found
here.
Enjoy.